"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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yo whats good first you walk up to a bird like yo whats really good ma? wanna hop in the whip do you give amazing head whats good with the head game/pipe game. she might say yes she might say no but the point iz you gotta try tho. if she say yes just ask her is she wanna take the whole crew if you want her to if she say yes that mean she down if she no she aint down, you have to abort. but on the real, if she say yes you kno u got a tight chik thats down fo whatever.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yo, on tha real you say 'Fo Shizzle Bizzle!! Suck the mutha f***n dizzle yo!' and if she refuses, straight up kick that ho to tha curb ya dig!!

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Consider yourself lucky. If where I live all I had to say was 'do you give amazing head?' and that was it I'd be a very happy man.
 
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^^^^^

I'm just impressed Triple X was able to understand any bit of that. :crackup:
 
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Why is this guy banned? I can always use more laffs like this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAA! this has to be a white dude who knows his slanguage. Or maybe its Lil Jon. Yeeeeeeaaaah. Good material though.
 
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:crackup: OMG I haven't laughed that hard all day. This should be pinned...I open this thread expecting it to be all serious...hahahahhahahahha good stuff...
 
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There's a reformed hoodrat in my major. I'm thinking about attempting to game her. We already have good rapport and joke around. Good thing about hood ho's is that they aren't easily offended. They laugh at the sex jokes directed their way. She didn't even get mad when I told her she could work for me, but expect to be sexual harrassed and fondled.:p
 
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Is it me or did this guy break a record of who can get banned the quickest? :crackup:

By far the worst tip ever
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Baseball05
Bible material, great post man:woo:
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Sarcasm??

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Hahaha.

You're actually being sarcastic twice now, which is confusing.
 
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