"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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yo whats good first you walk up to a bird like yo whats really good ma? wanna hop in the whip do you give amazing head whats good with the head game/pipe game. she might say yes she might say no but the point iz you gotta try tho. if she say yes just ask her is she wanna take the whole crew if you want her to if she say yes that mean she down if she no she aint down, you have to abort. but on the real, if she say yes you kno u got a tight chik thats down fo whatever.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Yo, on tha real you say 'Fo Shizzle Bizzle!! Suck the mutha f***n dizzle yo!' and if she refuses, straight up kick that ho to tha curb ya dig!!

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Consider yourself lucky. If where I live all I had to say was 'do you give amazing head?' and that was it I'd be a very happy man.
 
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^^^^^

I'm just impressed Triple X was able to understand any bit of that. :crackup:
 
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Why is this guy banned? I can always use more laffs like this.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAA! this has to be a white dude who knows his slanguage. Or maybe its Lil Jon. Yeeeeeeaaaah. Good material though.
 
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:crackup: OMG I haven't laughed that hard all day. This should be pinned...I open this thread expecting it to be all serious...hahahahhahahahha good stuff...
 
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There's a reformed hoodrat in my major. I'm thinking about attempting to game her. We already have good rapport and joke around. Good thing about hood ho's is that they aren't easily offended. They laugh at the sex jokes directed their way. She didn't even get mad when I told her she could work for me, but expect to be sexual harrassed and fondled.:p
 
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Is it me or did this guy break a record of who can get banned the quickest? :crackup:

By far the worst tip ever
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Baseball05
Bible material, great post man:woo:
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Sarcasm??

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Hahaha.

You're actually being sarcastic twice now, which is confusing.
 
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