"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to explain to my girlfriend that I'm not getting enough a$$?

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Okay, well this thread isn't for me as you can tell I got plenty over spring break. This is for one of my good friends. He asked me how to tell his gifrliend that he wants more ass as they've only made out and they've been going out for about a month now. He feels he should be getting his d!ck touched by now atleast.

He doesn't want to sound like an a$$hole abotu though. He wants to bring it up in a nice fasion and convince her that they need to express themselves more physically.
So help me out here boys so I can help out my friend!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tell him to make moves on her and focus on her pleasure only. Not you, Then she'll return the favor, hopefully.
 
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make sure you are pleasing her...(kissing her necks.. massages) but dont be sucking up to her either,

and if your doing your part well, and she isnt.. i would bring it up, but in a polite way.. tell her your not feeling the relationship and your loosing interest because you feel that the two of you arent passionate enough..

because without sex. i believe the relationship is pointless
 
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get another freaking girl on the side!!!
 
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sexy_kuta said:
make sure you are pleasing her...(kissing her necks.. massages) but dont be sucking up to her either,

and if your doing your part well, and she isnt.. i would bring it up, but in a polite way.. tell her your not feeling the relationship and your loosing interest because you feel that the two of you arent passionate enough..

because without sex. i believe the relationship is pointless
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This guy has it bang on.

get another freaking girl on the side!!!
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Although that's the ****tiest idea I've heard, it doesn't stop it from being ****ing hilarious!:rockon:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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mistermarc said:
get another freaking girl on the side!!!
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Actually, this isn't bad advice. The caveat being you're not in a serious, monogamous relationship or give two squirts of piss or a crusty booger for her.

Once she sees you as desirable to other women, oh how the tune changes . . .
 
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Mctwist4 said:
She may be thinking the same thing, but is waiting for him to make the first move. If he doesn't go for it how will he know? Just tell him to ease into it.
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Listen to the man
 
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Say this


You: Hi
her: whats up
You: Wanna fvck??
Her: Umm sure
YOu: OK cool!


All that simple, make sure her dad is not around!
 
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shydude said:
Say this


You: Hi
her: whats up
You: Wanna fvck??
Her: Umm sure
YOu: OK cool!


All that simple, make sure her dad is not around!
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Sometimes, bro, it's best not to post anything :D~
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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