"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to explain to my girlfriend that I'm not getting enough a$$?

toddC

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Okay, well this thread isn't for me as you can tell I got plenty over spring break. This is for one of my good friends. He asked me how to tell his gifrliend that he wants more ass as they've only made out and they've been going out for about a month now. He feels he should be getting his d!ck touched by now atleast.

He doesn't want to sound like an a$$hole abotu though. He wants to bring it up in a nice fasion and convince her that they need to express themselves more physically.
So help me out here boys so I can help out my friend!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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girlsarecrazy

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Tell him to make moves on her and focus on her pleasure only. Not you, Then she'll return the favor, hopefully.
 

sexy_kuta

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make sure you are pleasing her...(kissing her necks.. massages) but dont be sucking up to her either,

and if your doing your part well, and she isnt.. i would bring it up, but in a polite way.. tell her your not feeling the relationship and your loosing interest because you feel that the two of you arent passionate enough..

because without sex. i believe the relationship is pointless
 

mistermarc

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get another freaking girl on the side!!!
 

Mr_rogers

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sexy_kuta said:
make sure you are pleasing her...(kissing her necks.. massages) but dont be sucking up to her either,

and if your doing your part well, and she isnt.. i would bring it up, but in a polite way.. tell her your not feeling the relationship and your loosing interest because you feel that the two of you arent passionate enough..

because without sex. i believe the relationship is pointless
This guy has it bang on.

get another freaking girl on the side!!!
Although that's the ****tiest idea I've heard, it doesn't stop it from being ****ing hilarious!:rockon:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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KarmaSutra

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mistermarc said:
get another freaking girl on the side!!!

Actually, this isn't bad advice. The caveat being you're not in a serious, monogamous relationship or give two squirts of piss or a crusty booger for her.

Once she sees you as desirable to other women, oh how the tune changes . . .
 

oakraiderz2

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Mctwist4 said:
She may be thinking the same thing, but is waiting for him to make the first move. If he doesn't go for it how will he know? Just tell him to ease into it.
Listen to the man
 

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Say this


You: Hi
her: whats up
You: Wanna fvck??
Her: Umm sure
YOu: OK cool!


All that simple, make sure her dad is not around!
 

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shydude said:
Say this


You: Hi
her: whats up
You: Wanna fvck??
Her: Umm sure
YOu: OK cool!


All that simple, make sure her dad is not around!
Sometimes, bro, it's best not to post anything :D~
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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