"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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How to explain to my girlfriend that I'm not getting enough a$$?

toddC

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Okay, well this thread isn't for me as you can tell I got plenty over spring break. This is for one of my good friends. He asked me how to tell his gifrliend that he wants more ass as they've only made out and they've been going out for about a month now. He feels he should be getting his d!ck touched by now atleast.

He doesn't want to sound like an a$$hole abotu though. He wants to bring it up in a nice fasion and convince her that they need to express themselves more physically.
So help me out here boys so I can help out my friend!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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girlsarecrazy

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Tell him to make moves on her and focus on her pleasure only. Not you, Then she'll return the favor, hopefully.
 

sexy_kuta

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make sure you are pleasing her...(kissing her necks.. massages) but dont be sucking up to her either,

and if your doing your part well, and she isnt.. i would bring it up, but in a polite way.. tell her your not feeling the relationship and your loosing interest because you feel that the two of you arent passionate enough..

because without sex. i believe the relationship is pointless
 

mistermarc

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get another freaking girl on the side!!!
 

Mr_rogers

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sexy_kuta said:
make sure you are pleasing her...(kissing her necks.. massages) but dont be sucking up to her either,

and if your doing your part well, and she isnt.. i would bring it up, but in a polite way.. tell her your not feeling the relationship and your loosing interest because you feel that the two of you arent passionate enough..

because without sex. i believe the relationship is pointless
This guy has it bang on.

get another freaking girl on the side!!!
Although that's the ****tiest idea I've heard, it doesn't stop it from being ****ing hilarious!:rockon:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KarmaSutra

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mistermarc said:
get another freaking girl on the side!!!

Actually, this isn't bad advice. The caveat being you're not in a serious, monogamous relationship or give two squirts of piss or a crusty booger for her.

Once she sees you as desirable to other women, oh how the tune changes . . .
 

oakraiderz2

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Mctwist4 said:
She may be thinking the same thing, but is waiting for him to make the first move. If he doesn't go for it how will he know? Just tell him to ease into it.
Listen to the man
 

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Say this


You: Hi
her: whats up
You: Wanna fvck??
Her: Umm sure
YOu: OK cool!


All that simple, make sure her dad is not around!
 

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shydude said:
Say this


You: Hi
her: whats up
You: Wanna fvck??
Her: Umm sure
YOu: OK cool!


All that simple, make sure her dad is not around!
Sometimes, bro, it's best not to post anything :D~
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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