How to be C&F?

[Nivre]

Guys, i need some help.

Times i'm funny, times i'm not.

What are the ways of getting humor alongside myself, so that i can easily have access to it?

 

[Dragon]

It's all in how you think about the other person and your delivery. Don't really think about them as someone you have to impress... think about them as a buddy you already know. Sometimes you don't even have to say anything, you can just move your body in a funny way.

For example, the other day I was out at a club talking to these girls and they asked me if I was Italian. When I said no, they said "you look Italian". I said, well if I were Italian I'd be talking to you like this (at this point I started grabbing my balls and moving my shoulders up and down like Tony Soprano, while repeatedly saying "eehhhh"). The laughed at this.

Basically, the first thing that comes to your mind is usually the best thing to say. Although, you want to take a microsecond to think if it will be too much and offend them. It's better to go for it anyway at first until your subconscious learns automatically when to blurt something out and when to hold back.

 

[somebody2]

masturbate before u go out

 

[tsmith2334]

For example, the other day I was out at a club talking to these girls and they asked me if I was Italian. When I said no, they said "you look Italian". I said, well if I were Italian I'd be talking to you like this (at this point I started grabbing my balls and moving my shoulders up and down like Tony Soprano, while repeatedly saying "eehhhh"). The laughed at this.

that's a horrible example. just about every single joke about the "guido" stereotype has been done to death. step your game up.

 

[Dragon]

that's a horrible example. just about every single joke about the "guido" stereotype has been done to death. step your game up.

It's always the KJ's that have something negative to say.... ALWAYS

 

[tsmith2334]

It's always the KJ's that have something negative to say.... ALWAYS

Yea, 1.2 posts per day... I just can't leave this damn keyboard alone!

I'm actually getting to ready to go to a sports restaurant and one of the plates I'm spinning will be working the bar. Let's see how I do.

Oh, and I'll make sure to leave the guido jokes alone. They stopped being funny in 2006.

 

[Alle_Gory]

masturbate before u go out

reported, sh*thead.

 

[Dragon]

Yea, 1.2 posts per day... I just can't leave this damn keyboard alone!

I'm actually getting to ready to go to a sports restaurant and one of the plates I'm spinning will be working the bar. Let's see how I do.

Oh, and I'll make sure to leave the guido jokes alone. They stopped being funny in 2006.

Yeah, well have fun there sarging in North Carolina! I'm over here in NY, where there are PLENTY of guidos and those types of jokes DO NOT get old.

 

[Nivre]

Sweet. Thanks for the tip-off, but i need more substance. Anyone?

 

[MagicMark]

A few tips here

http://www.****y-and-funny.com/top-ten-ways-to-use-****y-and-funny/

 

[Ronnie Poleman]

This is the cheesiest advice ever but it works for me...

Just be yourself. I find C&F comes naturally to me, especially if I'm in a good mood. Watching a lot of comedy helps with that, plus if it doesn't come naturally, you can observe how the comedians deliver their lines. A lot of it is playful sarcasm, like in the link above. Whatever type of person you are, it doesn't hurt to go into a club happy and relaxed, because that will always help C&F.

 

[true romance]

Use ElStud Material for C &F. Do a search on ElStud

Crazy girls
Yoshi noises...
Pokemon

Let us know how it works out.

 

[tsmith2334]

Yeah, well have fun there sarging in North Carolina! I'm over here in NY, where there are PLENTY of guidos and those types of jokes DO NOT get old.

fair enough. no hard feelings my friend.

A few tips here

http://www.****y-and-funny.com/top-ten-ways-to-use-****y-and-funny/

1-3 are good, 5 is great.

BE CAREFUL with six.

7 is good.

8 could get a mixed reaction, it's hit or miss. (no pun intended)

4, 9-10 be careful not to overuse.

 

[Dragon]

fair enough. no hard feelings my friend.

No problem. Same here.

 

[procanto]

cute, even funnier that some people didn't get it. They must be from the south.

 

[tsmith2334]

C + F technique that i like:

sarcastic comedic exaggeration

in other words saying things based on truth but very outrageous

i.e. Point to young girl at the bar -> "how did she get in here, she looks six"

 

[Paradox]

RTFM


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