Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Curious to see what results are.
This is all anonymous so hoping it yields realistic results.
This is all anonymous so hoping it yields realistic results.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How many women have you had sex with?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Serenity
Moderator
Just going to point out that there's no option between 5 and 10.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
Yeah I realized that after.. can I add it? If not round up I guess
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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My body count isn't insanely high, definitely not over 30, I tend to see the same women over and over, been seeing the 2 since highschool and I loathe condoms
Pierce Manhammer
Moderator
add a category for 50-100 and 100-200...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
SargeMaximus
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Either between 10-20 or more than 20 I’m not sure
Serenity
Moderator
Got back to this a little late. I don't think you can edit the poll, but I added the option for you now.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
I ****ed 3 women several thousand times each, and the other 51 between 1 and 20 times.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Not really a "wow", guys that ****ed 500 babes 1-3 times each have a stronger experience in how to "get the lay". I don't agree their d1ck game is going to necessarily be better, because they are simply going to do what they feel like doing.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Black Widow Void
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I'm older and so of course my numbers will be a bit higher.
Unfortunately, I also have a ".5" in the mix. I was so drunk that there was 'difficulty' and I can't remember if I actually at least... penetrated (she was a one nighter.)
I hope to run into her again. It wasn't that she was hot or anything, but having a "half" or a ".5" on my total..... kind of bothers me.
Unfortunately, I also have a ".5" in the mix. I was so drunk that there was 'difficulty' and I can't remember if I actually at least... penetrated (she was a one nighter.)
I hope to run into her again. It wasn't that she was hot or anything, but having a "half" or a ".5" on my total..... kind of bothers me.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
I should have put a disclaimer not to count hookers in the number.
Mike32ct
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Started very late at age 28. Then went from zero to a total count of about 14. Then the well dried up when I norwooded.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Reyaj
Master Don Juan
I started late too but it was early 20s. I could have done it at 18 or so had I not had religious garbage in my head. It's funny cause my number changes every time I count, I always seem to be forgetting someone lol
FlexpertHamilton
Master Don Juan
18, but that number could easily be 2x if I actually gave a ****. I don't even like porn anymore.
EyeBRollin
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100-200
SargeMaximus
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What is norwooded?
Mike32ct
Master Don Juan
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Balding (hair loss)
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.