"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How many of you would let your woman.......

chalk

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Duh! ???

You sound like my little sister.

Ha!

I've got no time for small minded pri*ks


:D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ricky

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Whats funny is that this was posted on Valentines Day.

How romantic. I picture his girlfriend whispering in his ear at a restaurant and him saying WHAT!

HAHAHHA
 

Ice Cold

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Originally posted by chalk
Duh! ???

You sound like my little sister.

Ha!
Because your sister doesn't take it up the ass? :)

I've got no time for small minded pri*ks


:D
Oh, I see. It's your idea of expanding your mind :rolleyes:
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Skel
I dont think a man should ever consider taking something up the ass unelss its in a doctors office.
and even then, only an endoscopy:rolleyes: :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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backbreaker

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chalk said:
............... take you up the ass with a strap on. Or even with a dildo.

I'm aware of some sexually experimental people who don't have a problem with this and my GF even brought it up although i'm not sure if she was serious.

I'm pretty open to trying new things and i'm a bit dirty, but i still don't know if i could do this. I guess it depends on how bad she wanted to do it, i f*ck her in the the ass so i'd feel hypocritical denying her the chance to satisfy some strange fetish, but again, it would depend HOW badly she wanted it. I wouldn't initiate it thats for sure :)

What say you all?
actually I did about 2 years ago... I ended up on the wrong end of a bet... did it, definatly something different.. not somehting I would do again.. but it was an experience to say the least
 

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I've never really thought about doing something like this but I don't understand how some of you can call it gay. Its with a member of the opposite gender so its straight by definition, no? I mean its like saying that kissing is gay because gay men kiss too.
 
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