Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How many of you would let your woman.......

chalk

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Duh! ???

You sound like my little sister.

Ha!

I've got no time for small minded pri*ks


:D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ricky

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Whats funny is that this was posted on Valentines Day.

How romantic. I picture his girlfriend whispering in his ear at a restaurant and him saying WHAT!

HAHAHHA
 

Ice Cold

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Originally posted by chalk
Duh! ???

You sound like my little sister.

Ha!
Because your sister doesn't take it up the ass? :)

I've got no time for small minded pri*ks


:D
Oh, I see. It's your idea of expanding your mind :rolleyes:
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by Skel
I dont think a man should ever consider taking something up the ass unelss its in a doctors office.
and even then, only an endoscopy:rolleyes: :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker

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chalk said:
............... take you up the ass with a strap on. Or even with a dildo.

I'm aware of some sexually experimental people who don't have a problem with this and my GF even brought it up although i'm not sure if she was serious.

I'm pretty open to trying new things and i'm a bit dirty, but i still don't know if i could do this. I guess it depends on how bad she wanted to do it, i f*ck her in the the ass so i'd feel hypocritical denying her the chance to satisfy some strange fetish, but again, it would depend HOW badly she wanted it. I wouldn't initiate it thats for sure :)

What say you all?
actually I did about 2 years ago... I ended up on the wrong end of a bet... did it, definatly something different.. not somehting I would do again.. but it was an experience to say the least
 

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I've never really thought about doing something like this but I don't understand how some of you can call it gay. Its with a member of the opposite gender so its straight by definition, no? I mean its like saying that kissing is gay because gay men kiss too.
 
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