When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Because your sister doesn't take it up the ass?Originally posted by chalk
Duh! ???
You sound like my little sister.
Ha!
Oh, I see. It's your idea of expanding your mindI've got no time for small minded pri*ks
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and even then, only an endoscopyOriginally posted by Skel
I dont think a man should ever consider taking something up the ass unelss its in a doctors office.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
actually I did about 2 years ago... I ended up on the wrong end of a bet... did it, definatly something different.. not somehting I would do again.. but it was an experience to say the leastchalk said:............... take you up the ass with a strap on. Or even with a dildo.
I'm aware of some sexually experimental people who don't have a problem with this and my GF even brought it up although i'm not sure if she was serious.
I'm pretty open to trying new things and i'm a bit dirty, but i still don't know if i could do this. I guess it depends on how bad she wanted to do it, i f*ck her in the the ass so i'd feel hypocritical denying her the chance to satisfy some strange fetish, but again, it would depend HOW badly she wanted it. I wouldn't initiate it thats for sure
What say you all?