"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
How many of you would let your woman.......
- Thread starter chalk
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I can't believe anybody would even seriously consider it.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
and even then, only an endoscopy
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
actually I did about 2 years ago... I ended up on the wrong end of a bet... did it, definatly something different.. not somehting I would do again.. but it was an experience to say the leastchalk said:............... take you up the ass with a strap on. Or even with a dildo.
I'm aware of some sexually experimental people who don't have a problem with this and my GF even brought it up although i'm not sure if she was serious.
I'm pretty open to trying new things and i'm a bit dirty, but i still don't know if i could do this. I guess it depends on how bad she wanted to do it, i f*ck her in the the ass so i'd feel hypocritical denying her the chance to satisfy some strange fetish, but again, it would depend HOW badly she wanted it. I wouldn't initiate it thats for sure
What say you all?