spider_007
Master Don Juan
and was it with a g/f or else
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
how many of you got laid last night:D
- Thread starter spider_007
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
I'm gay
Dark Nimbus
Senior Don Juan
None of your choices apply to me.
I broke up with my **** buddy of 2 years yesterday because I felt she was getting too attached. She balled her eyes out and right now I feel like a complete a$$hole. Did I mention it wasn't only valentines day, but technically our 2 year aniversary? Yeah, I'm going straight to hell without passing go....
I broke up with my **** buddy of 2 years yesterday because I felt she was getting too attached. She balled her eyes out and right now I feel like a complete a$$hole. Did I mention it wasn't only valentines day, but technically our 2 year aniversary? Yeah, I'm going straight to hell without passing go....
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
How about none of the above?
I DID get a # though from a hot blonde at the bar.
And i'm on my masturbation lent so no right hand for me either.
I DID get a # though from a hot blonde at the bar.
And i'm on my masturbation lent so no right hand for me either.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
no i think this applys to the "i'm gay" catagory
:crackup: (couldn't resist)ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
I gots me some double T&A last night. Women were prowling at the bah for a hookup, so me n some friends had to party...
Gots to say not one of us went home without gettin our wang wet.
Gots to say not one of us went home without gettin our wang wet.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.