spider_007
Master Don Juan
and was it with a g/f or else
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
how many of you got laid last night:D
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
I'm gay
Dark Nimbus
Senior Don Juan
None of your choices apply to me.
I broke up with my **** buddy of 2 years yesterday because I felt she was getting too attached. She balled her eyes out and right now I feel like a complete a$$hole. Did I mention it wasn't only valentines day, but technically our 2 year aniversary? Yeah, I'm going straight to hell without passing go....
I broke up with my **** buddy of 2 years yesterday because I felt she was getting too attached. She balled her eyes out and right now I feel like a complete a$$hole. Did I mention it wasn't only valentines day, but technically our 2 year aniversary? Yeah, I'm going straight to hell without passing go....
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
T Money
Senior Don Juan
How about none of the above?
I DID get a # though from a hot blonde at the bar.
And i'm on my masturbation lent so no right hand for me either.
I DID get a # though from a hot blonde at the bar.
And i'm on my masturbation lent so no right hand for me either.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
no i think this applys to the "i'm gay" catagory
:crackup: (couldn't resist)ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
I gots me some double T&A last night. Women were prowling at the bah for a hookup, so me n some friends had to party...
Gots to say not one of us went home without gettin our wang wet.
Gots to say not one of us went home without gettin our wang wet.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.