redskinsfan92
Master Don Juan
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So much talk on here. Let's see who's accomplished what with women. Just curious. I'll go ahead and admit 0 this month.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Just curious about current dry spells.A better long term survey result would be a laid vs. age statistic …
If you only want to determine the extent of a current dry spell, then proceed…
Summer fun now done here, single moms busy with school startup cutting down on available volume, and holiday season not fully here yet, so count me as zero for last month. Upside is it’s currently only Nov. 2…Just curious about current dry spells.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Since March 2018. Not too bad.Just curious about current dry spells.
only one woman lolll this guy is robinson cruzoeHow many unique women: 1
How many times: Lost count
The question was in the last month, not in my lifetime.only one woman lolll this guy is robinson cruzoe
Why aren’t you curious about current hot streaks?Just curious about current dry spells.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I mean past 30 days10+ this month?And it's only the 5th. But some guys already voted that
This post is made for trolling.
Also your hand doesn't count as a woman.
Should I do a rate your happiness poll?I admit, I feel kind of silly for responding. @redskinsfan92 , what's really the difference? Some guys have zero, some have five or more. It's kind of like money, there will always be someone with more and someone with less. Do we know how many of the guys posting in this thread are genuinely happy? Are they pursuing their goals and living their lives to the fullest? That, to me, is the more important thing.
Or maybe since another Redskins season is over by November, you're just looking for another sport to follow.![]()
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.