"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How many have you laid?

How many women have you laid in the past month?

  • 10+

    Votes: 6 15.4%
  • 5+

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4

    Votes: 3 7.7%
  • 3

    Votes: 4 10.3%
  • 2

    Votes: 6 15.4%
  • 1

    Votes: 9 23.1%
  • My hand only

    Votes: 3 7.7%
  • 0

    Votes: 8 20.5%

  • Total voters
    39

redskinsfan92

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So much talk on here. Let's see who's accomplished what with women. Just curious. I'll go ahead and admit 0 this month.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Billtx49

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A better long term survey result would be a laid vs. age statistic …
If you only want to determine the extent of a current dry spell, then proceed…
 

redskinsfan92

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A better long term survey result would be a laid vs. age statistic …
If you only want to determine the extent of a current dry spell, then proceed…
Just curious about current dry spells.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lamath

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One many time lollll
But had to let her go last week might be a few month before i find a other one.
I dont do plate same with ONS in general
 

Who Dares Win

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Zero and not even trying, Im just waiting for an assigment in Poland coming in few weeks.

I have much more fun there, low stress and sex comes natural and spontaneous with much better looking girls.
 

Poonani Maker

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My hand, but in late July/August/beginning of Sept, 5.
 
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10+ dayummmm.... My best month ever was 8, including a pretty good threesome. Never hit double digits in a month... I work a lot... But either way well done to that voter!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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HenBogan

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5 through October..

1 was my ex, 2 are FWBs, the fourth wanted an orgy and the fifth I'd been dating for a month or so but I showed little interest and she's moved on..

My aim for November is 0...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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andreihaha

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10+ this month? :oops: And it's only the 5th. But some guys already voted that:rofl:
This post is made for trolling.
Also your hand doesn't count as a woman.
 

redskinsfan92

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10+ this month? :oops: And it's only the 5th. But some guys already voted that:rofl:
This post is made for trolling.
Also your hand doesn't count as a woman.
I mean past 30 days
 

redskinsfan92

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I admit, I feel kind of silly for responding. @redskinsfan92 , what's really the difference? Some guys have zero, some have five or more. It's kind of like money, there will always be someone with more and someone with less. Do we know how many of the guys posting in this thread are genuinely happy? Are they pursuing their goals and living their lives to the fullest? That, to me, is the more important thing.

Or maybe since another Redskins season is over by November, you're just looking for another sport to follow. :)
Should I do a rate your happiness poll?
 

2Rocky

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This last week was 12 times in 7 days. I'd estimate 5-7 times per week on average...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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