redskinsfan92
Master Don Juan
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So much talk on here. Let's see who's accomplished what with women. Just curious. I'll go ahead and admit 0 this month.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Just curious about current dry spells.A better long term survey result would be a laid vs. age statistic …
If you only want to determine the extent of a current dry spell, then proceed…
Summer fun now done here, single moms busy with school startup cutting down on available volume, and holiday season not fully here yet, so count me as zero for last month. Upside is it’s currently only Nov. 2…Just curious about current dry spells.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Since March 2018. Not too bad.Just curious about current dry spells.
only one woman lolll this guy is robinson cruzoeHow many unique women: 1
How many times: Lost count
The question was in the last month, not in my lifetime.only one woman lolll this guy is robinson cruzoe
Why aren’t you curious about current hot streaks?Just curious about current dry spells.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I mean past 30 days10+ this month?And it's only the 5th. But some guys already voted that
This post is made for trolling.
Also your hand doesn't count as a woman.
Should I do a rate your happiness poll?I admit, I feel kind of silly for responding. @redskinsfan92 , what's really the difference? Some guys have zero, some have five or more. It's kind of like money, there will always be someone with more and someone with less. Do we know how many of the guys posting in this thread are genuinely happy? Are they pursuing their goals and living their lives to the fullest? That, to me, is the more important thing.
Or maybe since another Redskins season is over by November, you're just looking for another sport to follow.![]()
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.