Raoul Duke
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2 rashers, white bread, flora light and some ketchup. Does anyone have an idea how many calories in that as i've just had one.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How many calories in a bacon sandwich?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Perhaps if might help you to read the nutrition labels on each of the things you've eaten and determine the values of each based on that... Since none of us know how much of each thing you had (I mean, you didn't even say how many slices of bacon were on the sandwich... or how much "some" flora light, ketchup, etc was), there's no way for anybody to give you an accurate number - even if we did, you'd still want to know the breakdown of fats, carbs, etc...
Check out www.fitday.com - give their online program a shot - I don't know how I managed without it.
Check out www.fitday.com - give their online program a shot - I don't know how I managed without it.
Raoul Duke
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I said 2 rashers if you read it properly. Theres no calorie/nutrional info on the packet of bacon.
octane_orphan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
diablo
Master Don Juan
I have no idea of what a "rasher" is. Is it some sort of radish?
doctoroxygen
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Amount of calories in a rasher sandwich: Delicious.
Make sure you fry the bread in the leftover grease in the pan. Hoo boy.
Make sure you fry the bread in the leftover grease in the pan. Hoo boy.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Buy some scales and a calories counter you lazy arse.
Cesare Cardinali
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2 rashers....500 hundred calories
Flora light....213 calories
Some ketchup....54 calories
The dumbest post on this forum....priceless.
Flora light....213 calories
Some ketchup....54 calories
The dumbest post on this forum....priceless.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.