Raoul Duke
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2 rashers, white bread, flora light and some ketchup. Does anyone have an idea how many calories in that as i've just had one.
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
How many calories in a bacon sandwich?
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You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
diablo
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Perhaps if might help you to read the nutrition labels on each of the things you've eaten and determine the values of each based on that... Since none of us know how much of each thing you had (I mean, you didn't even say how many slices of bacon were on the sandwich... or how much "some" flora light, ketchup, etc was), there's no way for anybody to give you an accurate number - even if we did, you'd still want to know the breakdown of fats, carbs, etc...
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Raoul Duke
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I said 2 rashers if you read it properly. Theres no calorie/nutrional info on the packet of bacon.
octane_orphan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
diablo
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I have no idea of what a "rasher" is. Is it some sort of radish?
doctoroxygen
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Amount of calories in a rasher sandwich: Delicious.
Make sure you fry the bread in the leftover grease in the pan. Hoo boy.
Make sure you fry the bread in the leftover grease in the pan. Hoo boy.
Alpine
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Buy some scales and a calories counter you lazy arse.
Cesare Cardinali
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2 rashers....500 hundred calories
Flora light....213 calories
Some ketchup....54 calories
The dumbest post on this forum....priceless.
Flora light....213 calories
Some ketchup....54 calories
The dumbest post on this forum....priceless.
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