Raoul Duke
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2 rashers, white bread, flora light and some ketchup. Does anyone have an idea how many calories in that as i've just had one.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
How many calories in a bacon sandwich?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
diablo
Master Don Juan
Perhaps if might help you to read the nutrition labels on each of the things you've eaten and determine the values of each based on that... Since none of us know how much of each thing you had (I mean, you didn't even say how many slices of bacon were on the sandwich... or how much "some" flora light, ketchup, etc was), there's no way for anybody to give you an accurate number - even if we did, you'd still want to know the breakdown of fats, carbs, etc...
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Raoul Duke
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I said 2 rashers if you read it properly. Theres no calorie/nutrional info on the packet of bacon.
octane_orphan
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
diablo
Master Don Juan
I have no idea of what a "rasher" is. Is it some sort of radish?
doctoroxygen
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Amount of calories in a rasher sandwich: Delicious.
Make sure you fry the bread in the leftover grease in the pan. Hoo boy.
Make sure you fry the bread in the leftover grease in the pan. Hoo boy.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Buy some scales and a calories counter you lazy arse.
Cesare Cardinali
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2 rashers....500 hundred calories
Flora light....213 calories
Some ketchup....54 calories
The dumbest post on this forum....priceless.
Flora light....213 calories
Some ketchup....54 calories
The dumbest post on this forum....priceless.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.