How is this line when you meet a girl from online the first time

[Vlad the Impaler]

I'm thinking about saying this to a girl I am meeting from the net.

"Hey, I decided to meet here in this crowded place in case you are an axe wielding maniac"

You think she would laugh or it's too over the top? I want to make her laugh right off the bat.

 

[apusislaya]

It's freaky, it will make her think something is wrong with you.. I'd smile and say hi, and introduce myself, instead.

 

[Desert Fox]

haha I'd say "wow you looked better on line, quick lets go to that internet cafe!"

 

[daygameguy]

I'm thinking about saying this to a girl I am meeting from the net.

"Hey, I decided to meet here in this crowded place in case you are an axe wielding maniac"

You think she would laugh or it's too over the top? I want to make her laugh right off the bat.

Just say - "Wow, you look so different." - and that's it.

Let her jump around you after that to know what you meant.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Alright I'll ditch the axe murderer line.

Just say - "Wow, you look so different." - and that's it.

Let her jump around you after that to know what you meant.

I'm assuming after I say that I should follow up and say she looks better in real life, right?

I'm tired of all the games. I'm just going to be straightforward and not ****y and funny and see how I do.

That ****y funny stuff doesn't always work out.

 

[COD]

its cause the balance of C & F is a delicate balance. The problem more often than none lies in the TOO ****Y PART.

U were on the right track...........just need a lil tweakin'. Pose a question "you're not an homicidal axe weilding man hater are you"

she would be more inclind to answer. You have some creativity just follow through with your thought and you should be good to go.