"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how has online dating been treating you tha last couple of months?

eli77

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Have you been more selective or have you been just strictly offline
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CAPSLOCK BANDIT

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I picked up a plate at the park the other day, but ill be damned, im sick and not a little bit either, 2 days ago I was fine, today i filled up a large mcdonalds coffee with phlegm, never had so much mucus come out of my nose, its been a haze.
 

Rainman4707

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Been ok. Have some birds agreeing to meet up. They have kids, so not exactly what im looking for, but hey.

Im a little reluctant to meet up anyway. Covid is getting bad where i live (Newcastle, England)
 

apotheosis

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no matches (well one, but she really didn't seem interested).
They only want the handsome dudes lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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EyeBRollin

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It sucks compared to pre-COVID.

I’m still getting chicks online but I’m working twice as hard for half the tail. There are way more attention seeking whvres on there with no intention of meeting. The only silver lining is that dating is cheaper because I’m not blowing money on happy hours.
 

gladiator4439

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It sucks compared to pre-COVID.

I’m still getting chicks online but I’m working twice as hard for half the tail. There are way more attention seeking whvres on there with no intention of meeting. The only silver lining is that dating is cheaper because I’m not blowing money on happy hours.
Totally agree with this its freakin ridiculous. All they want rn is to see how many guys they can rope in, almost none of them have any intention of meeting up
 
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