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oakraiderz2 said:
Says the dbag who's actually taking this thread seriously.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
How do you respond to "Oh baby you're so huge"
- Thread starter Jaxon
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Says the dbag who's actually taking this thread seriously.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Yea, cause im the only one. Go play psp or something.TyTe`EyEz said:
"That's what my mother always told me."
"Unfortunately, so are you."
"You only want me for my horse-sized c0ck, don't you? What about my personality, sense of humor, wit, and intelligence?"
"You should see my best friend Tim's."
"Can you lie to me and tell me it's even smaller than your ****oris? I get turned on when I'm told that my penis is smaller than the ****oris."
"You should see how big my shoe is."
"Unfortunately, so are you."
"You only want me for my horse-sized c0ck, don't you? What about my personality, sense of humor, wit, and intelligence?"
"You should see my best friend Tim's."
"Can you lie to me and tell me it's even smaller than your ****oris? I get turned on when I'm told that my penis is smaller than the ****oris."
"You should see how big my shoe is."
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Ha ha, me either.SamePendo said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I guess I'm at least average, but I got a similar line a couple of months ago for the first time. And she has said it several times since.
I'm guessing in this case it's nothing more than an ego booster. She also used it in the context of "I'm not opposed to anal sex, but you are just too big" Convenient way to say "I want to sound like I am adventurous and willing to give up the Hershey Highway, but I don't enjoy it all that much so I'm going to tell you that you are too big for me".
It can also have to do with relativity. My ex is a 5ft tall 100lb Filipina who had only been with one other guy before me, who was also asian. I'm sure compared to what she had seen before me, I WAS big.
I'm guessing in this case it's nothing more than an ego booster. She also used it in the context of "I'm not opposed to anal sex, but you are just too big" Convenient way to say "I want to sound like I am adventurous and willing to give up the Hershey Highway, but I don't enjoy it all that much so I'm going to tell you that you are too big for me".
It can also have to do with relativity. My ex is a 5ft tall 100lb Filipina who had only been with one other guy before me, who was also asian. I'm sure compared to what she had seen before me, I WAS big.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Jaxon said:
Make sure you leave her a big tip on the nightstand on your way out to pay for the room.
Agh. that happens to me too much. Especially because I put more energy into getting big. I see people I didn't see in 1-2 years. They see me and they are like(the girls obvisoely), WOW you got so buff. wow.(they feel my arms and chest, hella feelin me up lol). And all the guys play along. And all of a sudden I realize I am being beta because all the guys are like dude, flex for her flex for her. ANd the chick is sayin the same ****. I usually play it cool and say...yes...I hit the gym and ****. But I end up flexing...How do you avoid that They keep saying some **** and I end up jumpin in their hoops. I ended up just trien to make it seem like its no big deal when I flexed. Agh. hella annoying+im kinda drunk riht now.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
Why say anything? I think once the clothes are off it's time to get down to business.
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DarthAngel707
Don Juan
Girls are just trying to stroke a man's ego. Same thing when your'e doing her and stop, but she still keeps screaming. Lets u know she's just doing it for show.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
Hey man watch the stereotype...we'll you may be right because there is always SOME truth to a stereotype but speaking for myself im a little above the American average size so im not that offended....haha.STR8UP said:
Seriously...was she a freak? I heard Filipina girls are wild in bed and give great oral. Ive never been with a 5' 100lbs Filipino girl before. Thats pretty petite...i always have this thing where i think a smaller girl like that would have a harder time "handling" a bigger person....but maybe im wrong.
Two of my favorite petite Asian porn stars Kobe Tai and Kaylani Lei sure don't have that problem, they could really take a d!ck like a champ!
*I'll bet everyone goes and googles "Kobe Tai" and "Kaylani Lei" now....lol