How do you respond to "Oh baby you're so huge"

[Jaxon]

How do you respond to a chick who tells you "you're so huge" the first time she feels your hog?

Yeah yeah seems pretty simple at first. There's a million responses that would work:

"Mmm, yup."
"Thanks"
"I'm told it feels even bigger once it's inside"

The comment or the response isn't the issue. To me it's the insincerity of it that bugs me. I'm above average in size but I'm not "HUGE" by any means...I don't think.

Anytime I feel someone is paying me a false compliment or is blowing smoke or trying to kiss my ass, it makes me suspicious of their motivations and wonder what they're trying to get from me. So personally I'm not a big fan of being told "Oh baby you're so huge", for the most part it comes off fake and somewhat forced.

Why do chicks do this? How do you guys feel about getting a compliment like this? Other thoughts are welcome.

 

[Apocalypse Now]

Parody threads make my **** hard.

 

[piranha45]

maybe the chick's only been with chodes up till now.

maybe in all ur humility ur just downplaying the size of your leviathan.

 

[magickarl]

There are so many ways to respond that it is ridiculous! Whether they are telling the truth or not, you have hit a goldmine. By saying that to you, she has given you a license to say all sorts of outlandish things.

"So is your vagina... Mmmmmm BABY!"

"I know... It's like a gift and a curse... These legs are so tired"

"Thats what your mom said"

The list goes on and on and on. ****, when a girl says something about my **** being big, I hum some kind of epic theme song. My favorites are Godzilla and the Star Wars theme.

Be creative

 

[Scars]

Why does everyone feel the need to try and pull a C+F line here? She gave you a tremendous compliment. No need to be ****y or an a$$hole. Her IL is obviously extremely high with you, no need to blow it by being a fvck ass. Just a simple thanks will do. Now go fvck the sh!t out of her boyo.

 

[magickarl]

^

Why wouldn't you feel the need to?

Since I've been a kid I've been a class clown. I've just always really appreciated humor in life. It has certainly never "blown things" with a woman. Not in my case at least.

It's not like I'm always just dreaming up lines to impress people either. If I spontaneously think of something funny I just say it. Not to sound cliche`, but I'm just being myself.

If you want to make a joke, make a joke. Chances are she will appreciate it. Shes telling you your **** is big, not confessing her love to you.

 

[Maxtro]

Somebody is looking to have their ego stroked...

 

[Leporello]

Duh.

'Oh baby, you're so tight'

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

"Thanks, I grew it myself....."

 

[EastWind]

Give a knowing little chuckle, grin and continue.

 

[horaholic]

So, do you think she's being sarcastic? Is that your point?

The last few times a girl told me I had a huge man piece, I just said thanks, and stuck it in her mouth.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Thanks, I grew it myself....

Lol this one made me laugh.

I would also use Johnny S line " Don't tell me , tell your friends XD " with an evil grin

 

[Bible_Belt]

Tommy Lee said that d!ck size compliments only count when you get them from porn stars.

 

[pua1989]

Tommy Lee said that d!ck size compliments only count when you get them from porn stars.

do strippers in tijuana count?

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Why does everyone feel the need to try and pull a C+F line here? She gave you a tremendous compliment. No need to be ****y or an a$$hole. Her IL is obviously extremely high with you, no need to blow it by being a fvck ass. Just a simple thanks will do. Now go fvck the sh!t out of her boyo.

Agree. Those lines described above are sure ways to kill it. Not everyone can pull that kinda $hit. For most here that would be a sure way to practically find a way to not hit it.

 

[WhtRbt]

just keep your mouth shut and ram it in her

 

[Rhoto]

"I appreciate your enthusiasm."

Pick her up and drop her onto your bed, and rip her clothes off.

 

[SamePendo]

Don't know and don't care. I'll never hear those words, so why bother?

 

[user43770]

"How big is your assh0le?"

 

[oakraiderz2]

just keep your mouth shut and ram it in her

Agreed.

The majority of dbags who responded wouldnt say sh*t. They would just type some C+F line on their comp.