"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how do you present yourself as funny?jokes?actions?

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Im starting a tread to let fellow dj's share there ideas for being funny?do prefer jokes etc.?i would like to find a way to put kino and funny into one?anyone have any ideas?any examples?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Anyone have any examples of how they are funny or such?
 
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Quoth Steve Martin:

"Before I go onstage I put a piece of baloney in each shoe, so I feel funny."
 
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Sorry kid, "funny" is genetic!!!!

Most comedians are not funny - they are rehearsed but not funny!!
 
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funny and in ****y and funny,what do you do to make the ladie laugh so much?to get them feeling good?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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with most females teasing in a joking manner works well. However, being funny isn't about telling jokes in my opinion. Being funny is a persona. I know someone that is called funny all the time and I've never heard him tell a joke. He is funny because of his actions. For example, one time we were walking to the speed line and out of nowhere he goes over to a mailbox on someones lawn and rips it out of the ground. We found this to be hilarious just because he was doing it for the sake of being an ******* and unexpected.
 
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