"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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how do you present yourself as funny?jokes?actions?

blinkwatt

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Im starting a tread to let fellow dj's share there ideas for being funny?do prefer jokes etc.?i would like to find a way to put kino and funny into one?anyone have any ideas?any examples?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Anyone have any examples of how they are funny or such?
 

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Quoth Steve Martin:

"Before I go onstage I put a piece of baloney in each shoe, so I feel funny."
 
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Sorry kid, "funny" is genetic!!!!

Most comedians are not funny - they are rehearsed but not funny!!
 

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funny and in ****y and funny,what do you do to make the ladie laugh so much?to get them feeling good?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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with most females teasing in a joking manner works well. However, being funny isn't about telling jokes in my opinion. Being funny is a persona. I know someone that is called funny all the time and I've never heard him tell a joke. He is funny because of his actions. For example, one time we were walking to the speed line and out of nowhere he goes over to a mailbox on someones lawn and rips it out of the ground. We found this to be hilarious just because he was doing it for the sake of being an ******* and unexpected.
 
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