"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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how do you present yourself as funny?jokes?actions?

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Im starting a tread to let fellow dj's share there ideas for being funny?do prefer jokes etc.?i would like to find a way to put kino and funny into one?anyone have any ideas?any examples?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anyone have any examples of how they are funny or such?
 
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Quoth Steve Martin:

"Before I go onstage I put a piece of baloney in each shoe, so I feel funny."
 
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Sorry kid, "funny" is genetic!!!!

Most comedians are not funny - they are rehearsed but not funny!!
 
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funny and in ****y and funny,what do you do to make the ladie laugh so much?to get them feeling good?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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with most females teasing in a joking manner works well. However, being funny isn't about telling jokes in my opinion. Being funny is a persona. I know someone that is called funny all the time and I've never heard him tell a joke. He is funny because of his actions. For example, one time we were walking to the speed line and out of nowhere he goes over to a mailbox on someones lawn and rips it out of the ground. We found this to be hilarious just because he was doing it for the sake of being an ******* and unexpected.
 
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