"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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how do you present yourself as funny?jokes?actions?

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Im starting a tread to let fellow dj's share there ideas for being funny?do prefer jokes etc.?i would like to find a way to put kino and funny into one?anyone have any ideas?any examples?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Anyone have any examples of how they are funny or such?
 
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Quoth Steve Martin:

"Before I go onstage I put a piece of baloney in each shoe, so I feel funny."
 
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Sorry kid, "funny" is genetic!!!!

Most comedians are not funny - they are rehearsed but not funny!!
 
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funny and in ****y and funny,what do you do to make the ladie laugh so much?to get them feeling good?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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with most females teasing in a joking manner works well. However, being funny isn't about telling jokes in my opinion. Being funny is a persona. I know someone that is called funny all the time and I've never heard him tell a joke. He is funny because of his actions. For example, one time we were walking to the speed line and out of nowhere he goes over to a mailbox on someones lawn and rips it out of the ground. We found this to be hilarious just because he was doing it for the sake of being an ******* and unexpected.
 
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