"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How do you make your sig automatic?

Soma

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Sup all,

Every board I've been to it allows you to enter your signature in your profile and every time you make a post after that, the sig is automatically included in the message.

On this site...I have to hit the check box that says "include your signature" on every single post I make. it's annoying. For some reason it just started annoying me enough to make a post about it and find out if there's a way to automate it.

In the FAQ it says:

"If you have specified a signature, then the board will automatically append your signature to any messages you post. You can disable signatures on a per-post basis by un-ticking the 'Show Signature' checkbox when you compose your message."

But I've found it to be the opposite. Instead of checking the box to DISABLE the signature, I have to check the box to ENABLE the signature on each post.

Bleh.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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CapiCrimini

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i've talked to the mods. They said the option isn't allowed on this bored... There are a lot of things like avatars that would make this place nicer, but we will most likely never see.
 

Vincent

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If everyone used sigs it would be like eternals.

LOL more than 10 lines LOL

Mines Kickin' Rad
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by Vincent
If everyone used sigs it would be like eternals.

LOL more than 10 lines LOL

Mines Kickin' Rad
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Don't be jealous because mine rocks.
 

Vincent

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Damn you caught my bluff :rolleyes:
 
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