"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you make your sig automatic?

Soma

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Sup all,

Every board I've been to it allows you to enter your signature in your profile and every time you make a post after that, the sig is automatically included in the message.

On this site...I have to hit the check box that says "include your signature" on every single post I make. it's annoying. For some reason it just started annoying me enough to make a post about it and find out if there's a way to automate it.

In the FAQ it says:

"If you have specified a signature, then the board will automatically append your signature to any messages you post. You can disable signatures on a per-post basis by un-ticking the 'Show Signature' checkbox when you compose your message."

But I've found it to be the opposite. Instead of checking the box to DISABLE the signature, I have to check the box to ENABLE the signature on each post.

Bleh.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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CapiCrimini

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i've talked to the mods. They said the option isn't allowed on this bored... There are a lot of things like avatars that would make this place nicer, but we will most likely never see.
 

Vincent

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If everyone used sigs it would be like eternals.

LOL more than 10 lines LOL

Mines Kickin' Rad
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by Vincent
If everyone used sigs it would be like eternals.

LOL more than 10 lines LOL

Mines Kickin' Rad
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Don't be jealous because mine rocks.
 

Vincent

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Damn you caught my bluff :rolleyes:
 
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