Fumbduck
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brutal! Fat girls can have hot friends. What do you consider fat?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
how do you guys reject fat girls?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
NickSCFC2000
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Just say you have a girlfriend, how hard is that!
justiceseeker
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Tell them sorry, but you only go "HOGGING" on Thursday nights.
fresh_to_death
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as a hardened veteran of rejecting fat chicks I can only reemphasize what's already been stated. Due to fat chicks feeling that black guys are easy game, I've taken the extra step of avoiding eye contact with heffalumpers. If an enemy combant engages me in obvious, overtly friendly convo I always keep the topic neutral no matter how much she attempts to steer the dialogue into dark waters. if she is the type that is loud and likes to "claim" her would be lover early into the evening then ignoring her is usually my response. Another good tactic is to ask specific sexual favors knowing damn well that you have no intentions of touching her. And as always, politeness during battle is of utmost importance.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
PrinceKong
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what if it is thursday night :nervous:justiceseeker said:
But I treat the same as everybody else. Isn't that the point of being a Don Juan? Treating everybody the same, including hot girls.
Rhoto
Master Don Juan
The best way to reject a fat chick is to not get into a situation where fat girls are present.
If the girl you're diggin' is with fat chicks, and won't leave with you, then move on. Don't bring yourself down to appeasing the cows to get some tail. Life is too short to have to deal with that kind of nonsense to get an easily replaceable chick.
If the girl you're diggin' is with fat chicks, and won't leave with you, then move on. Don't bring yourself down to appeasing the cows to get some tail. Life is too short to have to deal with that kind of nonsense to get an easily replaceable chick.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
nismo-4
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You Have 3 options:
1. Don't encourage any advancements. Use your body language.
2. LJBF her.
3. I have a girlfriend.
You know you need to become more attractive if fat girls keep going for you.
1. Don't encourage any advancements. Use your body language.
2. LJBF her.
3. I have a girlfriend.
You know you need to become more attractive if fat girls keep going for you.
KennethJones
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You guys fail to understand how delicate and fragile life is.
I can tell by the responses that most here have so much good luck with women that they have started to take human interaction for granted. You guys are like gluttons who have eaten so much food that they can't even appreciate it anymore.
I know how fragile life is because it has been years since i personally interacted with someone. I would feel shocked and and very lucky if anyone tried to talk to me, i wouldn't reject them
I can tell by the responses that most here have so much good luck with women that they have started to take human interaction for granted. You guys are like gluttons who have eaten so much food that they can't even appreciate it anymore.
I know how fragile life is because it has been years since i personally interacted with someone. I would feel shocked and and very lucky if anyone tried to talk to me, i wouldn't reject them
Hot Ice Casanova
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LOL you guys are serious about this?
You want to get rid of fat girls that badly? It's simple -Find a wingman who likes them!
BETTER YET - Email me and if you're in my area, I'll be your wingman. Fat girls - at least HOT fat girls - are my specialty
Not that I don't enjoy the occasional slim-n-stacked type, but honestly, I LIKE my women with some meat on them. I'd be delighted to take them off your hands, brothers.
You want to get rid of fat girls that badly? It's simple -Find a wingman who likes them!
BETTER YET - Email me and if you're in my area, I'll be your wingman. Fat girls - at least HOT fat girls - are my specialty
Not that I don't enjoy the occasional slim-n-stacked type, but honestly, I LIKE my women with some meat on them. I'd be delighted to take them off your hands, brothers.
DonJoseCantosie
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Just tell her your not interested. if she's so bothered with it, thats her problem, not yours.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
DonJuanit0
Master Don Juan
Wtf fat girls? At least I would never be able to do something with them... It disguise me when I see the meat going out of blouse or something! bah! It's really not a nice sight! :/ Anyway the best thing to do is throw her in the friend zone asap!
San Jose California said:
are you an idiot? how is your game low when a fat girl likes you?
if an ugly dude smile at a HB11 does that mean her game sucks and she should **** the ugly dude? no it means shes hot and hes not, same thing with fat chicks
Ditto. I'll do the same damn thing. I'm 21 and in the Florida/Orlando area.Hot Ice Casanova said:LOL you guys are serious about this?
You want to get rid of fat girls that badly? It's simple -Find a wingman who likes them!
BETTER YET - Email me and if you're in my area, I'll be your wingman. Fat girls - at least HOT fat girls - are my specialty
Not that I don't enjoy the occasional slim-n-stacked type, but honestly, I LIKE my women with some meat on them. I'd be delighted to take them off your hands, brothers.
Tha Realnezz
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If she's nice or is trying real hard to get with me ill just give her my number and slave her out..You know.
Use her for her car,rides,a designated driver,loans,drinks,borrow stuff,make her run errands,etc..
Let her suck my ****,if she actually able to get me hard..
Other than that I have no mercy in my heart for ugly women..
Use her for her car,rides,a designated driver,loans,drinks,borrow stuff,make her run errands,etc..
Let her suck my ****,if she actually able to get me hard..
Other than that I have no mercy in my heart for ugly women..
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.