parkthebus
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Personally, I quite enjoy it if I'm really horny and wanting intense sex.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How do you feel about licking *****?
- Thread starter parkthebus
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Tictac
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mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
I'll do it... And enjoy it. But I won't lick one that I don't screw, and prefer that she gives BJ's if she expects me to eat.
BorisMoris
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It's how I got with the fwb i've had recent problems with.
Her BF wouldn't go down on her for cultural reasons and she really wanted to know what it was like, I totally love it and was only too glad to show her what it was like. At the same time a Beyonce song came out called 'blow' which is all about licking *****. That became our background song hahahah
Her BF wouldn't go down on her for cultural reasons and she really wanted to know what it was like, I totally love it and was only too glad to show her what it was like. At the same time a Beyonce song came out called 'blow' which is all about licking *****. That became our background song hahahah
BorisMoris
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
logicallefty
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If you want to be her big Wizzard of the 'O', follow the little pink road to the Y and start eating.
Groverz
Don Juan
Love it, but the last girl I was with wouldn't let me, she said no one has done that to her before, also mentioned she is always the giver not receiver.
Tictac
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Mmmmmmm. P*ssy!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
dustmuffin
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I like it
WanderingMan
Senior Don Juan
Depends if she's earned it. Or if it just happens - in the moment. Overall though, IMO, licking her snatch can be considered submissive: aiming to please. And therefore have the reverse effects of what was intended.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
This guy is right. You can't just going giving them out. Also a woman into "dominance" if that is her viewpoint she ascribes to you should do it on a very limited basis.
Tictac
Banned
Her viewpoint?
Who gives a sh*t about her viewpoint. And you worry about thinking that makes a woman dominant?
Women dominate you if you think their viewpoint means anything, at all, ever.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
What if it's just when a guy previous to you had a cold or the flu? And she didn't wash good?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Who Dares Win
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I like it only in certain girls and according to how the pvssy smell and is shaped, she has to have it trimmed at least, shaved is better.
I use it as a foreplay, to build time since I tend to be a speed runner in normal intercourse and also to relax those girls who are into "power play" those girls that want to suck it but dont want to be taken as easy, when its mutual they relax.
If the pvssy has those requirement I like it much more than fingering which requires a lot of work.
I use it as a foreplay, to build time since I tend to be a speed runner in normal intercourse and also to relax those girls who are into "power play" those girls that want to suck it but dont want to be taken as easy, when its mutual they relax.
If the pvssy has those requirement I like it much more than fingering which requires a lot of work.
You think too much.
Sex is not for the scrupulous.
“If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the bastard that thought that one up.”
― Lemmy Kilmister
Poonani Maker
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If it looks good, I'll take a look-see and dive in, but if it's too flabby or like she's had 2-3 kids, or if she's FAT (I definitely won't...it's harder to get to the cl!t and dig around there for it..I'll just use my hand/fingers when I refuse to lick/suck it). A perfect looking pvssy for sure, I'd lick for as long as she wants I'll stay there. I'd say 30% of the women I've been with are muffdiveable. So many are...I'll pass, but that's because my acceptance for sex is wide and vast. I don't discriminate on the whole gamut of a potential sex experience, but at the area of poon, I'll start restricting what I'll do with who, if the lights are on. I need to see it, unless, I know her history (or lack thereof) and that she's virgin (even then it can stink) or not been around the block, is innocent-like, goody-good girl, is trustworthy, nice and clean smelling, rich girl, or knows she comes from a good-valued family, I'd eat it in the dark.
BorisMoris
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IMO
There is NOTHING submissive about licking her p*ssy out when she has her hands tied up tightly using your belt and you are using your full force to bend her legs back, and your other hand is over her mouth while you whisper in her ear not to make a sound, then you go down on her -, and you are making her moan/squirt gallons/shake, scream and giving her multiple orgasms she won't get with anyone else because they are too frightened to do it properly.
My fwb literally soaked a whole mattress through in this position - and when I'm having that much fun i'll be damned if I give a second thought as to whether this act is submissive/dominant.
Yeah, you can act all submissive and lay there asking if 'that feels good, do you like that?, am I using the right pressure' or you can take charge and turn the situation into one where you are in control. For me ***** licking is all about showing who is in charge. But to be fair I think you have to have a girl who is really into it otherwise you'll have a situation where you are just spending your time treading on eggshells.
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So far no baby has left a juicy wet poo in my mouth
my saliva and her puzzy juice washes her little azzhole nicely enough........granted there is a time and a place...here find yourself a Jenna Haze lookalike and get stuck in
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1183940628
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.