parkthebus
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Personally, I quite enjoy it if I'm really horny and wanting intense sex.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
How do you feel about licking *****?
- Thread starter parkthebus
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Tictac
Banned
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mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
I'll do it... And enjoy it. But I won't lick one that I don't screw, and prefer that she gives BJ's if she expects me to eat.
BorisMoris
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It's how I got with the fwb i've had recent problems with.
Her BF wouldn't go down on her for cultural reasons and she really wanted to know what it was like, I totally love it and was only too glad to show her what it was like. At the same time a Beyonce song came out called 'blow' which is all about licking *****. That became our background song hahahah
Her BF wouldn't go down on her for cultural reasons and she really wanted to know what it was like, I totally love it and was only too glad to show her what it was like. At the same time a Beyonce song came out called 'blow' which is all about licking *****. That became our background song hahahah
BorisMoris
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
logicallefty
Moderator
If you want to be her big Wizzard of the 'O', follow the little pink road to the Y and start eating.
Groverz
Don Juan
Love it, but the last girl I was with wouldn't let me, she said no one has done that to her before, also mentioned she is always the giver not receiver.
Tictac
Banned
Mmmmmmm. P*ssy!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
dustmuffin
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I like it
WanderingMan
Senior Don Juan
Depends if she's earned it. Or if it just happens - in the moment. Overall though, IMO, licking her snatch can be considered submissive: aiming to please. And therefore have the reverse effects of what was intended.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
This guy is right. You can't just going giving them out. Also a woman into "dominance" if that is her viewpoint she ascribes to you should do it on a very limited basis.
Tictac
Banned
Her viewpoint?
Who gives a sh*t about her viewpoint. And you worry about thinking that makes a woman dominant?
Women dominate you if you think their viewpoint means anything, at all, ever.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
What if it's just when a guy previous to you had a cold or the flu? And she didn't wash good?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Who Dares Win
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I like it only in certain girls and according to how the pvssy smell and is shaped, she has to have it trimmed at least, shaved is better.
I use it as a foreplay, to build time since I tend to be a speed runner in normal intercourse and also to relax those girls who are into "power play" those girls that want to suck it but dont want to be taken as easy, when its mutual they relax.
If the pvssy has those requirement I like it much more than fingering which requires a lot of work.
I use it as a foreplay, to build time since I tend to be a speed runner in normal intercourse and also to relax those girls who are into "power play" those girls that want to suck it but dont want to be taken as easy, when its mutual they relax.
If the pvssy has those requirement I like it much more than fingering which requires a lot of work.
You think too much.
Sex is not for the scrupulous.
“If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the bastard that thought that one up.”
― Lemmy Kilmister
Poonani Maker
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If it looks good, I'll take a look-see and dive in, but if it's too flabby or like she's had 2-3 kids, or if she's FAT (I definitely won't...it's harder to get to the cl!t and dig around there for it..I'll just use my hand/fingers when I refuse to lick/suck it). A perfect looking pvssy for sure, I'd lick for as long as she wants I'll stay there. I'd say 30% of the women I've been with are muffdiveable. So many are...I'll pass, but that's because my acceptance for sex is wide and vast. I don't discriminate on the whole gamut of a potential sex experience, but at the area of poon, I'll start restricting what I'll do with who, if the lights are on. I need to see it, unless, I know her history (or lack thereof) and that she's virgin (even then it can stink) or not been around the block, is innocent-like, goody-good girl, is trustworthy, nice and clean smelling, rich girl, or knows she comes from a good-valued family, I'd eat it in the dark.
BorisMoris
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IMO
There is NOTHING submissive about licking her p*ssy out when she has her hands tied up tightly using your belt and you are using your full force to bend her legs back, and your other hand is over her mouth while you whisper in her ear not to make a sound, then you go down on her -, and you are making her moan/squirt gallons/shake, scream and giving her multiple orgasms she won't get with anyone else because they are too frightened to do it properly.
My fwb literally soaked a whole mattress through in this position - and when I'm having that much fun i'll be damned if I give a second thought as to whether this act is submissive/dominant.
Yeah, you can act all submissive and lay there asking if 'that feels good, do you like that?, am I using the right pressure' or you can take charge and turn the situation into one where you are in control. For me ***** licking is all about showing who is in charge. But to be fair I think you have to have a girl who is really into it otherwise you'll have a situation where you are just spending your time treading on eggshells.
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So far no baby has left a juicy wet poo in my mouth
my saliva and her puzzy juice washes her little azzhole nicely enough........granted there is a time and a place...here find yourself a Jenna Haze lookalike and get stuck in
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