parkthebus
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Personally, I quite enjoy it if I'm really horny and wanting intense sex.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
How do you feel about licking *****?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Tictac
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mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
I'll do it... And enjoy it. But I won't lick one that I don't screw, and prefer that she gives BJ's if she expects me to eat.
BorisMoris
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It's how I got with the fwb i've had recent problems with.
Her BF wouldn't go down on her for cultural reasons and she really wanted to know what it was like, I totally love it and was only too glad to show her what it was like. At the same time a Beyonce song came out called 'blow' which is all about licking *****. That became our background song hahahah
Her BF wouldn't go down on her for cultural reasons and she really wanted to know what it was like, I totally love it and was only too glad to show her what it was like. At the same time a Beyonce song came out called 'blow' which is all about licking *****. That became our background song hahahah
BorisMoris
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
logicallefty
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If you want to be her big Wizzard of the 'O', follow the little pink road to the Y and start eating.
Groverz
Don Juan
Love it, but the last girl I was with wouldn't let me, she said no one has done that to her before, also mentioned she is always the giver not receiver.
Tictac
Banned
Mmmmmmm. P*ssy!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
dustmuffin
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I like it
WanderingMan
Senior Don Juan
Depends if she's earned it. Or if it just happens - in the moment. Overall though, IMO, licking her snatch can be considered submissive: aiming to please. And therefore have the reverse effects of what was intended.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
This guy is right. You can't just going giving them out. Also a woman into "dominance" if that is her viewpoint she ascribes to you should do it on a very limited basis.
Tictac
Banned
Her viewpoint?
Who gives a sh*t about her viewpoint. And you worry about thinking that makes a woman dominant?
Women dominate you if you think their viewpoint means anything, at all, ever.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
What if it's just when a guy previous to you had a cold or the flu? And she didn't wash good?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Who Dares Win
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I like it only in certain girls and according to how the pvssy smell and is shaped, she has to have it trimmed at least, shaved is better.
I use it as a foreplay, to build time since I tend to be a speed runner in normal intercourse and also to relax those girls who are into "power play" those girls that want to suck it but dont want to be taken as easy, when its mutual they relax.
If the pvssy has those requirement I like it much more than fingering which requires a lot of work.
I use it as a foreplay, to build time since I tend to be a speed runner in normal intercourse and also to relax those girls who are into "power play" those girls that want to suck it but dont want to be taken as easy, when its mutual they relax.
If the pvssy has those requirement I like it much more than fingering which requires a lot of work.
You think too much.
Sex is not for the scrupulous.
“If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the bastard that thought that one up.”
― Lemmy Kilmister
Poonani Maker
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If it looks good, I'll take a look-see and dive in, but if it's too flabby or like she's had 2-3 kids, or if she's FAT (I definitely won't...it's harder to get to the cl!t and dig around there for it..I'll just use my hand/fingers when I refuse to lick/suck it). A perfect looking pvssy for sure, I'd lick for as long as she wants I'll stay there. I'd say 30% of the women I've been with are muffdiveable. So many are...I'll pass, but that's because my acceptance for sex is wide and vast. I don't discriminate on the whole gamut of a potential sex experience, but at the area of poon, I'll start restricting what I'll do with who, if the lights are on. I need to see it, unless, I know her history (or lack thereof) and that she's virgin (even then it can stink) or not been around the block, is innocent-like, goody-good girl, is trustworthy, nice and clean smelling, rich girl, or knows she comes from a good-valued family, I'd eat it in the dark.
BorisMoris
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IMO
There is NOTHING submissive about licking her p*ssy out when she has her hands tied up tightly using your belt and you are using your full force to bend her legs back, and your other hand is over her mouth while you whisper in her ear not to make a sound, then you go down on her -, and you are making her moan/squirt gallons/shake, scream and giving her multiple orgasms she won't get with anyone else because they are too frightened to do it properly.
My fwb literally soaked a whole mattress through in this position - and when I'm having that much fun i'll be damned if I give a second thought as to whether this act is submissive/dominant.
Yeah, you can act all submissive and lay there asking if 'that feels good, do you like that?, am I using the right pressure' or you can take charge and turn the situation into one where you are in control. For me ***** licking is all about showing who is in charge. But to be fair I think you have to have a girl who is really into it otherwise you'll have a situation where you are just spending your time treading on eggshells.
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So far no baby has left a juicy wet poo in my mouth
my saliva and her puzzy juice washes her little azzhole nicely enough........granted there is a time and a place...here find yourself a Jenna Haze lookalike and get stuck in
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1183940628
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.