How do you clear the smell of p****?

[goodfoot]

I've been washing my hands for forever. Will vinegar work or something like that? I got another date for the Super Bowl.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

I've been washing my hands for forever. Will vinegar work or something like that? I got another date for the Super Bowl.

Have you tried douching?

 

[Bible_Belt]

Vinegar will kill most bad smells, which is why it's used as douche.

 

[goodfoot]

Have you tried douching?

I will recommend it to her

But that doesn't help me right now.

 

[BBbardot]

ok somebody explain this to me.
The smell of what???? why would you have a smell from anything that needs to be censored on your hands? I think i'm going to faint.

 

[goodfoot]

Vinegar will kill most bad smells, which is why it's used as douche.

Won't that make me smell like vinegar?

 

[fertileTurtle]

Lick it off or **** another one that smells better.

 

[BBbardot]

Lick it off or **** another one that smells better.

omg

ok guys just saying pussies are not suposed to smell bad...
i prescribe that you go puke for an hour, then proceed sitting under a hot shower swinging back and front while crying.
if it smelt bad it mean she had some kind of mushroom/infection so i'd say you shoudl jsut chop your hands off and never touch a girl that smell again.

 

[badboyjmm]

omg

ok guys just saying pussies are not suposed to smell bad...
i prescribe that you go puke for an hour, then proceed sitting under a hot shower swinging back and front while crying.
if it smelt bad it mean she had some kind of mushroom/infection so i'd say you shoudl jsut chop your hands off and never touch a girl that smell again.

HAHA the girl is starting to develop "blue waffles" http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/

 

[goodfoot]

HAHA the girl is starting to develop "blue waffles" http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/

Wow that looks like alien pvssy! Anyway, I didn't have vinegar. I wound up using hand sanitizer; that worked ok. I didn't fvck her. I just fingered her. When I smelled it I lied and said I didn't have a condom.

 

[EA Gold]

Try a hydrogen peroxide, baking soda with water mixture.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Be carefull, peroxide can turn your fingers white and splotchy. I agree baking soda might work well.