"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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How do you clear the smell of p****?

goodfoot

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I've been washing my hands for forever. Will vinegar work or something like that? I got another date for the Super Bowl.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Mantis Toboggan

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goodfoot said:
I've been washing my hands for forever. Will vinegar work or something like that? I got another date for the Super Bowl.
Have you tried douching?
 

BBbardot

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ok somebody explain this to me.
The smell of what???? why would you have a smell from anything that needs to be censored on your hands? I think i'm going to faint.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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goodfoot

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Bible_Belt said:
Vinegar will kill most bad smells, which is why it's used as douche.
Won't that make me smell like vinegar?
 

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Lick it off or **** another one that smells better.
 

BBbardot

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fertileTurtle said:
Lick it off or **** another one that smells better.
omg

ok guys just saying pussies are not suposed to smell bad...
i prescribe that you go puke for an hour, then proceed sitting under a hot shower swinging back and front while crying.
if it smelt bad it mean she had some kind of mushroom/infection so i'd say you shoudl jsut chop your hands off and never touch a girl that smell again.
 

badboyjmm

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BBbardot said:
omg

ok guys just saying pussies are not suposed to smell bad...
i prescribe that you go puke for an hour, then proceed sitting under a hot shower swinging back and front while crying.
if it smelt bad it mean she had some kind of mushroom/infection so i'd say you shoudl jsut chop your hands off and never touch a girl that smell again.

HAHA the girl is starting to develop "blue waffles" http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Atom Smasher

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Be carefull, peroxide can turn your fingers white and splotchy. I agree baking soda might work well.
 
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