"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How do you clear the smell of p****?
- Thread starter goodfoot
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mantis Toboggan
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Have you tried douching?goodfoot said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
fertileTurtle
Master Don Juan
omgfertileTurtle said:
ok guys just saying pussies are not suposed to smell bad...
i prescribe that you go puke for an hour, then proceed sitting under a hot shower swinging back and front while crying.
if it smelt bad it mean she had some kind of mushroom/infection so i'd say you shoudl jsut chop your hands off and never touch a girl that smell again.
BBbardot said:
HAHA the girl is starting to develop "blue waffles" http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/
Wow that looks like alien pvssy! Anyway, I didn't have vinegar. I wound up using hand sanitizer; that worked ok. I didn't fvck her. I just fingered her. When I smelled it I lied and said I didn't have a condom.badboyjmm said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
