"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do you clear the smell of p****?

goodfoot

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I've been washing my hands for forever. Will vinegar work or something like that? I got another date for the Super Bowl.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mantis Toboggan

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goodfoot said:
I've been washing my hands for forever. Will vinegar work or something like that? I got another date for the Super Bowl.
Have you tried douching?
 

BBbardot

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ok somebody explain this to me.
The smell of what???? why would you have a smell from anything that needs to be censored on your hands? I think i'm going to faint.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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goodfoot

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Bible_Belt said:
Vinegar will kill most bad smells, which is why it's used as douche.
Won't that make me smell like vinegar?
 

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Lick it off or **** another one that smells better.
 

BBbardot

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fertileTurtle said:
Lick it off or **** another one that smells better.
omg

ok guys just saying pussies are not suposed to smell bad...
i prescribe that you go puke for an hour, then proceed sitting under a hot shower swinging back and front while crying.
if it smelt bad it mean she had some kind of mushroom/infection so i'd say you shoudl jsut chop your hands off and never touch a girl that smell again.
 

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BBbardot said:
omg

ok guys just saying pussies are not suposed to smell bad...
i prescribe that you go puke for an hour, then proceed sitting under a hot shower swinging back and front while crying.
if it smelt bad it mean she had some kind of mushroom/infection so i'd say you shoudl jsut chop your hands off and never touch a girl that smell again.

HAHA the girl is starting to develop "blue waffles" http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-42939/
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Atom Smasher

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Be carefull, peroxide can turn your fingers white and splotchy. I agree baking soda might work well.
 
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