"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How do I get my bicep vein to pop?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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14" and you're happy? How big are/were you, overall?Originally posted by doberman
Great results, Built 14" biceps
About vein definition, just lose more BF and you'll get 'em eventually. I don't see why you'd want the veins showing year-round, but hey, it's your body.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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No wonder. For someone who's been supposedly lifting for 2.5 years this sounds like a serious newbie question.Originally posted by doberman
How big are/were you, overall?
5' 7", 157 lbs, 12% BF
You need to be in single digit BF% for the biceps vein to pop out in most people, unless you are naturally vascular.
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It's because you have no muscle to go with the veins. A skinny, veiny bastard is attractive to nobody.Originally posted by OddTech
I don't know why you want those veins. I have these purplish-blue veins running down my arms and across the chest. Girls don't fine that attractive on me.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.