"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How do I convince a girl to lose weight??
- Thread starter I love Hyori Lee
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Francisco d'Anconia
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The sh1t is funny because its true! Women are as stupid as we like to think that they are, especially about their bodies. Many will stand in a mirror and critique their bodies daily.dadmonson said:
Tricking them is a waste of time, pointing out a "deficiency" like this has no good ending. Either they want to get fit themselves or they won't do it. Even if they try to do it for her man's benefit, the chances of her sticking with it is very low. We're talking about having a person changing their lifestyle, it's not an easy thing to do and not everyone can do it.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Maybe so but it's easier than doing what's necessary to be fit and thin.Shiftkey said:
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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PeterNorthisawesome said:Actually I got a WICKED good one, next time you come back from the gym tell her that while you were working this FEMALE TRAINER gave you some pointers of how to workout and did it for free! She'll be so jealous and want to investigate by following you to the gym everytime.
The beaner here is right. Jealousy is a wonderful motivator.
Shiftkey
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Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You forget that we're talking about women here (no offense ladies), they respond to such pressure differently than men. The way an average woman acts about their body image you can do more harm than good by pushing them or giving them ultimatums. SomShiftkey said:
e women will show you a good face while they're with you. They'll work out like a manic banshee but afterward after you are gone they could inhale a pint of Häagen Dazs like their lives depended on it. Unless they choose to want to do it, any pushing will at best be short lived.