How do I become ****y,confident and funny???

[henrydreamx]

29 posts in one day......... priceless.

so what,it has nothing to do with the thread.

 

[MightyMate]

I think its just type of personality. You can try haning out with c+f friends, and learn something.

 

[henrydreamx]

I think its just type of personality. You can try haning out with c+f friends, and learn something.

well thats a good idea,but I dont have friends.

 

[lauke]

Back to back negativity is a bad idea.

An optimist is finds opportunity in difficulties, a pessimist finds difficulty in every opportunity. I've told you this before.

You asked for an example of funny:

1. Go up to the mall customer service and ask them directions to the mall.

2. Rob a camera store. Test the camera and leave a picture of yourself there in the store.

3. Pronounce the name "Gina" like the "gina" in vagina.

4. Ask your mom what happened 9 months before your birthday. Hope that she doesn't reply you're dad was out of town.

5. Or learn to make your own funny based on the scenario and situation around you. You can only go so far using canned lines and unoriginality.

 

[TedJustAdmitIt]

38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?

By IP preferably!

 

[Mr_rogers]

38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?

By IP preferably!

They tried that already. Didn't work.

 

[henrydreamx]

38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?

By IP preferably!

Thats the sh*t I hate,just because I have alot of posts I get banned??Thats funny too me,its also stupid plus the mods dont run this site THE ADMININSTRATOR does and me and him are very good friends,so I CAN get you banned easily.

 

[lauke]

Henrydreamx, if you want advice it is up to you to keep this thread intact.

Don't respond to the posts that aren't pertaining to this thread.

 

[sheep-man]

lol yeh ure scenario in no way paints an actual picture of reality the god told me too was lame.. and so was the other one ure mentioning computers in ure opener thats mega man lame... stick to the basics before writing your own i wrote my own once which kinda worked when doing it u need to use lots of expression and stuff here it is

you : "i need to ask you a quick quistion?"
her : wha... (u cut her off)
you : "do u like ansering irrelavant quistions?"
then you start to slowly walk away she will stop u and give her anser and start asking why u asked it then you can go into any story and chain it together... for example she could be like why u ask that for? and u could be like well im really bad at beating shyness and im trying to practise talking to woman coz im a loser... or u could be like " i had a dog named irralavant quistions and it was a word play but u didnt get it"

 

[Ratisson]

lol

 

[Ratisson]

yo guy, i can see u becoming a 40 yr old vigin, u know like the one from the movie, except ur virginity is gonna be more pathetic, urs is gonna last forever

 

[xxSLavExx]

:crackup: ROFLMAO!

 

[T Money]

Dude henry, post a picture of yourself, i'm curious to see the mastermind behind all this genius you've put forth on the boards thus far.