henrydreamx
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so what,it has nothing to do with the thread.swaptrex said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How do I become ****y,confident and funny???
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MightyMate
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I think its just type of personality. You can try haning out with c+f friends, and learn something.
henrydreamx
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well thats a good idea,but I dont have friends.MightyMate said:I think its just type of personality. You can try haning out with c+f friends, and learn something.
Back to back negativity is a bad idea.
An optimist is finds opportunity in difficulties, a pessimist finds difficulty in every opportunity. I've told you this before.
You asked for an example of funny:
1. Go up to the mall customer service and ask them directions to the mall.
2. Rob a camera store. Test the camera and leave a picture of yourself there in the store.
3. Pronounce the name "Gina" like the "gina" in vagina.
4. Ask your mom what happened 9 months before your birthday. Hope that she doesn't reply you're dad was out of town.
5. Or learn to make your own funny based on the scenario and situation around you. You can only go so far using canned lines and unoriginality.
An optimist is finds opportunity in difficulties, a pessimist finds difficulty in every opportunity. I've told you this before.
You asked for an example of funny:
1. Go up to the mall customer service and ask them directions to the mall.
2. Rob a camera store. Test the camera and leave a picture of yourself there in the store.
3. Pronounce the name "Gina" like the "gina" in vagina.
4. Ask your mom what happened 9 months before your birthday. Hope that she doesn't reply you're dad was out of town.
5. Or learn to make your own funny based on the scenario and situation around you. You can only go so far using canned lines and unoriginality.
TedJustAdmitIt
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38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?
By IP preferably!
By IP preferably!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Mr_rogers
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They tried that already. Didn't work.Ted said:38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?
By IP preferably!
henrydreamx
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Thats the sh*t I hate,just because I have alot of posts I get banned??Thats funny too me,its also stupid plus the mods dont run this site THE ADMININSTRATOR does and me and him are very good friends,so I CAN get you banned easily.Ted said:38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?
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lol yeh ure scenario in no way paints an actual picture of reality the god told me too was lame.. and so was the other one ure mentioning computers in ure opener thats mega man lame... stick to the basics before writing your own i wrote my own once which kinda worked when doing it u need to use lots of expression and stuff here it is
you : "i need to ask you a quick quistion?"
her : wha... (u cut her off)
you : "do u like ansering irrelavant quistions?"
then you start to slowly walk away she will stop u and give her anser and start asking why u asked it then you can go into any story and chain it together... for example she could be like why u ask that for? and u could be like well im really bad at beating shyness and im trying to practise talking to woman coz im a loser... or u could be like " i had a dog named irralavant quistions and it was a word play but u didnt get it"
you : "i need to ask you a quick quistion?"
her : wha... (u cut her off)
you : "do u like ansering irrelavant quistions?"
then you start to slowly walk away she will stop u and give her anser and start asking why u asked it then you can go into any story and chain it together... for example she could be like why u ask that for? and u could be like well im really bad at beating shyness and im trying to practise talking to woman coz im a loser... or u could be like " i had a dog named irralavant quistions and it was a word play but u didnt get it"
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
T Money
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Dude henry, post a picture of yourself, i'm curious to see the mastermind behind all this genius you've put forth on the boards thus far.