"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do I become ****y,confident and funny???

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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henrydreamx

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MightyMate said:
I think its just type of personality. You can try haning out with c+f friends, and learn something.
well thats a good idea,but I dont have friends.
 

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Back to back negativity is a bad idea.

An optimist is finds opportunity in difficulties, a pessimist finds difficulty in every opportunity. I've told you this before.

You asked for an example of funny:

1. Go up to the mall customer service and ask them directions to the mall.

2. Rob a camera store. Test the camera and leave a picture of yourself there in the store.

3. Pronounce the name "Gina" like the "gina" in vagina.

4. Ask your mom what happened 9 months before your birthday. Hope that she doesn't reply you're dad was out of town.

5. Or learn to make your own funny based on the scenario and situation around you. You can only go so far using canned lines and unoriginality.
 

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38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?

By IP preferably!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ted said:
38 posts in one day...will a mod please ban this fvcking tard?

By IP preferably!
Thats the sh*t I hate,just because I have alot of posts I get banned??Thats funny too me,its also stupid plus the mods dont run this site THE ADMININSTRATOR does and me and him are very good friends,so I CAN get you banned easily.
 

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Henrydreamx, if you want advice it is up to you to keep this thread intact.

Don't respond to the posts that aren't pertaining to this thread.
 

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lol yeh ure scenario in no way paints an actual picture of reality the god told me too was lame.. and so was the other one ure mentioning computers in ure opener thats mega man lame... stick to the basics before writing your own i wrote my own once which kinda worked when doing it u need to use lots of expression and stuff here it is

you : "i need to ask you a quick quistion?"
her : wha... (u cut her off)
you : "do u like ansering irrelavant quistions?"
then you start to slowly walk away she will stop u and give her anser and start asking why u asked it then you can go into any story and chain it together... for example she could be like why u ask that for? and u could be like well im really bad at beating shyness and im trying to practise talking to woman coz im a loser... or u could be like " i had a dog named irralavant quistions and it was a word play but u didnt get it"
 

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lol
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yo guy, i can see u becoming a 40 yr old vigin, u know like the one from the movie, except ur virginity is gonna be more pathetic, urs is gonna last forever
 

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Dude henry, post a picture of yourself, i'm curious to see the mastermind behind all this genius you've put forth on the boards thus far.
 
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