"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How can I top myself?

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SharinganUser

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So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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go to a party, bring a camcorder, smoke some haze, drink a 40oz of Steel Reserve, then wake up and press PLAY
 
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Get into a relationship with a beautiful girl. That's what its all about. It aint bout ****ing and all that bull****, it's bout having somebody you care about, care about you. That's it. Anything you do besides that bull**** you named would be topping yourself. But find a cute chick and have a relationship with her.
 
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SharinganUser said:
So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?
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Gain the Rinnegan?
 
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Alkali said:
Gain the Rinnegan?
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lol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
 
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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
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Hahaha, damn bro, where do you get the imagination to think up such things...
 
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Top yourself

with Cool Whip.
 
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ol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
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haha!i LOL'ed here haha!
 
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What can I do to top myself? I just had sex on a roof top with a japanese/chinese/swiss backpacker, in the middle of the day.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Ive always wanted to bang my girlfriend in front of her father. I hate that prick...
 
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