"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How can I top myself?

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SharinganUser

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So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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go to a party, bring a camcorder, smoke some haze, drink a 40oz of Steel Reserve, then wake up and press PLAY
 
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Get into a relationship with a beautiful girl. That's what its all about. It aint bout ****ing and all that bull****, it's bout having somebody you care about, care about you. That's it. Anything you do besides that bull**** you named would be topping yourself. But find a cute chick and have a relationship with her.
 
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SharinganUser said:
So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?
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Gain the Rinnegan?
 
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Alkali said:
Gain the Rinnegan?
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lol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
 
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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
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Hahaha, damn bro, where do you get the imagination to think up such things...
 
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Top yourself

with Cool Whip.
 
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ol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
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haha!i LOL'ed here haha!
 
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What can I do to top myself? I just had sex on a roof top with a japanese/chinese/swiss backpacker, in the middle of the day.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Ive always wanted to bang my girlfriend in front of her father. I hate that prick...
 
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