"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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How can I top myself?

SharinganUser

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So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Thatfeel21

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go to a party, bring a camcorder, smoke some haze, drink a 40oz of Steel Reserve, then wake up and press PLAY
 

Bunk 040

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Get into a relationship with a beautiful girl. That's what its all about. It aint bout ****ing and all that bull****, it's bout having somebody you care about, care about you. That's it. Anything you do besides that bull**** you named would be topping yourself. But find a cute chick and have a relationship with her.
 

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SharinganUser said:
So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?
Gain the Rinnegan?
 

SharinganUser

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Alkali said:
Gain the Rinnegan?

lol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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WhitePimp

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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
 

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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
Hahaha, damn bro, where do you get the imagination to think up such things...
 

ksoileau

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Top yourself

with Cool Whip.
 

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ol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
haha!i LOL'ed here haha!
 

SharinganUser

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What can I do to top myself? I just had sex on a roof top with a japanese/chinese/swiss backpacker, in the middle of the day.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gustav Yavo

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Ive always wanted to bang my girlfriend in front of her father. I hate that prick...
 
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