"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How can I top myself?

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SharinganUser

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So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


What can I do to top myself for next time?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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go to a party, bring a camcorder, smoke some haze, drink a 40oz of Steel Reserve, then wake up and press PLAY
 
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Get into a relationship with a beautiful girl. That's what its all about. It aint bout ****ing and all that bull****, it's bout having somebody you care about, care about you. That's it. Anything you do besides that bull**** you named would be topping yourself. But find a cute chick and have a relationship with her.
 
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SharinganUser said:
So far I've done this with women. in order of occurance

1)Lost my virginity when I was really drunk a few new years eves ago.
2)Unknowingly participated in an affair with a married philipino housemaid. (yikes that was a bunch of fantasies rolled into one)
3) Had money from my wallet stolen during a one night stand.\


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Gain the Rinnegan?
 
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Alkali said:
Gain the Rinnegan?
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lol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
 
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Have a threesome with a 70+ year old married couple and fellate the old man while fisting granny's ass.
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Hahaha, damn bro, where do you get the imagination to think up such things...
 
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Top yourself

with Cool Whip.
 
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ol, no I am not really into necrophilia. Gaining the Sharingan was good enough for me.(sidenote: Why is there always someone on my threads that makes my thread about naruto?)

I have to know what can top my list.
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haha!i LOL'ed here haha!
 
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What can I do to top myself? I just had sex on a roof top with a japanese/chinese/swiss backpacker, in the middle of the day.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ive always wanted to bang my girlfriend in front of her father. I hate that prick...
 
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