"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
How big is your ****?
- Thread starter Dekg140
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Jair213
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JohnChops
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Iceberg
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Dekg140 said:
You sure? Because, I mean, if we're talking about it, I might as well whip it out. And if I whip it out....well, you know...
What do you think....the rest of the world stands at 18 inches? Stop looking for sh!t to be self conscious about. Do you have all your limbs? Most of your teeth? Are you less than morbidly obese?
Yes? Then you can go find yourself a woman. D!ck size.....psh. First, worry about getting the girl naked. Then worry about your d!ck size.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
cablecow15
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all Ill say is this , im very well off , and it hasn't really helped my confidence any, I mean should I try to tell girls as soon as I can ? I mean that seems creepy , but lets be honest , what I considered creepy when i started this site, and what I consider creepy now are way diffrent
cablecow15
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you also don't orgasm in your nose ... least I hope you don't lolhithard said:
PapiChulo
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Bible_Belt
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
PapiChulo
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But honestly, technique matters most of all. Women are not automatically satisfied if a guy has a large phallus, especially as many of them can't orgasm from penetration alone. An average guy who also knows how to use his hands and tongue is going to come out way ahead of a guy with a big **** who thinks that he simply has to thrust away and that's it.
flashpoint
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i mean what has the size of your willie to do with the satisfaction you can get?
or is her satisfaction more important than yours? why is that?
as long as you are no dwarf in that area there wont be any physical problem, anything else is in the head. when you have the attitude of a stallion she will feel like a mare, and that is all that matters. the most important sexual organ is the brain anyways.
that said your size seems just fine.
Bible_Belt said:
Second you on that ! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0eazwbnt01qgcqzko1_1280.jpg
but have more often than not, been with guys in the 5 to 6.5 range
NOTE: A woman will say her bf has a 9 inch dk when he's more like 6.5
It is also a well known fact that women don't make good carpenters
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
seethehoop
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But there's nowt worse then stepping out of the shower into the cold to find it looks like a walnut whip.
Mike32ct
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Solomon
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.