englishman
Master Don Juan
check out the link..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
How big is your c0ck?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
i'm fully equipped nothing to be ashamed of
not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"
damn i wish i had one of those!!
but i'm cool with what i got!!
not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"
damn i wish i had one of those!!
but i'm cool with what i got!!
Optimus Prime
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Only a matter of time before this turns into black guys are bigger, penis enlargerment, "it's not about size", and all other types of bs flame wars...
...please close this thread before it happens.
...please close this thread before it happens.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
NoNickname
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Am I unormal, not to worry about my penis' size at all?
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!
They broke up after that.
true story.
They broke up after that
. true story.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Those studies that relied on self-measurement consistently reported a higher average than those that had staff take the measurements.
Malachi
Don Juan
AHAHAH......just AHHAHAH!
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
meh, i gotta be gentle for the first 20 minutes or so. after everything's warmed up its nice, but it can be annoying. sometimes i just wanna go like mad, but i know i cant.
its a curse really (nah, its cool)
its a curse really (nah, its cool)
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
englishman
Master Don Juan
lol, yep good point, I didnt think of that..Originally posted by Adone
I can't see why this is in the Don Juan Discussion, rather than Anything Else
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
hahahahahahah oh my god that's so funny:crackup:
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by hck332
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!
They broke up after that
true story.
OMG this might be one of the funniest threads i've ever read!!!!:crackup:
Mr. Unique
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Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
Your 17 and u don't know the answer to this ? lol. Go search the internet. YOu'll find your answers. You might even come across info on what a penis is used for as well.
Mr. Unique
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you didnt get my question, I know what size I am when erect, I wanna know when do people measure when erect or not?
GilHarris
Don Juan
It goes to Wikipedia. It's safe.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
I don't know.
englishman
Master Don Juan
click the link, thats what its all about..
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.