englishman
Master Don Juan
check out the link..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How big is your c0ck?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
i'm fully equipped nothing to be ashamed of
not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"
damn i wish i had one of those!!
but i'm cool with what i got!!
not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"
damn i wish i had one of those!!
but i'm cool with what i got!!
Optimus Prime
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Only a matter of time before this turns into black guys are bigger, penis enlargerment, "it's not about size", and all other types of bs flame wars...
...please close this thread before it happens.
...please close this thread before it happens.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
NoNickname
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Am I unormal, not to worry about my penis' size at all?
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!
They broke up after that.
true story.
They broke up after that
. true story.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Those studies that relied on self-measurement consistently reported a higher average than those that had staff take the measurements.
Malachi
Don Juan
AHAHAH......just AHHAHAH!
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
meh, i gotta be gentle for the first 20 minutes or so. after everything's warmed up its nice, but it can be annoying. sometimes i just wanna go like mad, but i know i cant.
its a curse really (nah, its cool)
its a curse really (nah, its cool)
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
englishman
Master Don Juan
lol, yep good point, I didnt think of that..Originally posted by Adone
I can't see why this is in the Don Juan Discussion, rather than Anything Else
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
hahahahahahah oh my god that's so funny:crackup:
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by hck332
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!
They broke up after that
true story.
OMG this might be one of the funniest threads i've ever read!!!!:crackup:
Mr. Unique
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Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
Your 17 and u don't know the answer to this ? lol. Go search the internet. YOu'll find your answers. You might even come across info on what a penis is used for as well.
Mr. Unique
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you didnt get my question, I know what size I am when erect, I wanna know when do people measure when erect or not?
GilHarris
Don Juan
It goes to Wikipedia. It's safe.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
I don't know.
englishman
Master Don Juan
click the link, thats what its all about..
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.