englishman
Master Don Juan
check out the link..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How big is your c0ck?
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
i'm fully equipped nothing to be ashamed of
not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"
damn i wish i had one of those!!
but i'm cool with what i got!!
not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"
damn i wish i had one of those!!
but i'm cool with what i got!!
Optimus Prime
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Only a matter of time before this turns into black guys are bigger, penis enlargerment, "it's not about size", and all other types of bs flame wars...
...please close this thread before it happens.
...please close this thread before it happens.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
NoNickname
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Am I unormal, not to worry about my penis' size at all?
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!
They broke up after that.
true story.
They broke up after that
. true story.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Those studies that relied on self-measurement consistently reported a higher average than those that had staff take the measurements.
Malachi
Don Juan
AHAHAH......just AHHAHAH!
Big Eee Zee
Master Don Juan
meh, i gotta be gentle for the first 20 minutes or so. after everything's warmed up its nice, but it can be annoying. sometimes i just wanna go like mad, but i know i cant.
its a curse really (nah, its cool)
its a curse really (nah, its cool)
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
englishman
Master Don Juan
lol, yep good point, I didnt think of that..Originally posted by Adone
I can't see why this is in the Don Juan Discussion, rather than Anything Else
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
hahahahahahah oh my god that's so funny:crackup:
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
Originally posted by hck332
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!
They broke up after that
true story.
OMG this might be one of the funniest threads i've ever read!!!!:crackup:
Mr. Unique
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Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
Your 17 and u don't know the answer to this ? lol. Go search the internet. YOu'll find your answers. You might even come across info on what a penis is used for as well.
Mr. Unique
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you didnt get my question, I know what size I am when erect, I wanna know when do people measure when erect or not?
GilHarris
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It goes to Wikipedia. It's safe.Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!
I don't know.
englishman
Master Don Juan
click the link, thats what its all about..
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.