"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Adone

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I can't see why this is in the Don Juan Discussion, rather than Anything Else:confused:
 

Badmannaz

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i'm fully equipped nothing to be ashamed of:D


not trying to brag or nothing...but les just say i won't ever have to worry about a chick complaining about my size unless she a straight porn star who can't take anything but the "Freak penis"

damn i wish i had one of those!!

but i'm cool with what i got!!
 

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Only a matter of time before this turns into black guys are bigger, penis enlargerment, "it's not about size", and all other types of bs flame wars...

...please close this thread before it happens.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Am I unormal, not to worry about my penis' size at all?
If I am, I feel lucky. Because I fail to see how women would care at all, as long as it's not completely ****ed up (not practically, of course). And I can't really understand the guys who worry about their penises being too small.
 

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My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!

They broke up after that :D.


true story.
 

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Those studies that relied on self-measurement consistently reported a higher average than those that had staff take the measurements.
:)
 

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meh, i gotta be gentle for the first 20 minutes or so. after everything's warmed up its nice, but it can be annoying. sometimes i just wanna go like mad, but i know i cant.

its a curse really (nah, its cool)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Put 5 spaghetti noodles together, and thats the thickness of my weiner..........chix say its cute !
 

englishman

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Originally posted by Adone
I can't see why this is in the Don Juan Discussion, rather than Anything Else:confused:
lol, yep good point, I didnt think of that..
 

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Originally posted by hck332
My female friend once had a bf with huge tool. She's one of those girls with tight vaginas (don't ask me how I know it). He was very gentle for the first two times, but third time he ****ed her in normal fashion (=not too hard, but normal), and he hurt her so much that she couldn't get out of bed for the next 3 days!

They broke up after that :D.


true story.

OMG this might be one of the funniest threads i've ever read!!!!:crackup: :D
 

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Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!:confused:

Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wiesman44

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!:confused:

Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?

Your 17 and u don't know the answer to this ? lol. Go search the internet. YOu'll find your answers. You might even come across info on what a penis is used for as well.
 

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you didnt get my question, I know what size I am when erect, I wanna know when do people measure when erect or not?
 

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i have a choad....its wider than long
 

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
Please someone tell me that link doesnt go to his penis!!:confused:
It goes to Wikipedia. It's safe.

Now that were in the subject, Seriouse question, are people supposed to measure their penis when erect or normal to find out true size?
I don't know.
 

englishman

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Originally posted by Mr. Unique
you didnt get my question, I know what size I am when erect, I wanna know when do people measure when erect or not?

click the link, thats what its all about..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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